And there won't be snow in Australia this Christmastime.

Because it's the middle of summer in the Southern Hemisphere, obv.

For some reason, Christmas music set during scorcher summer days never has caught. But why? If you'd like to convince me of holy beneficence, don't show me a midwestern slushscape, in which everybody's shoes are stained white from road salt. Show me a sunrise over Bondi Beach!

Here's Bucko & Champs.

12 Days of Aussie Christmas